but i want an oompaloompa now...and these amazing shoes.

I'm a size 6...all donations welcome. Just kidding. 

 

Frye Engineer 12R Boot

I want to wear these with jeans, shorts and little dresses. Everyone in my life knows I live in boots - all year round - these would be an amazing alternative to my knee high Steve Madden motorcycle boots that I wear almost every day.

Jeffrey Campbell Lita Platform Boot

These shoes are amazing, I want to be this tall always. Jeffrey Campbell does not sell his shoes through his own website (oooh how mysterious!) But his website has a long list of retailers.

Christian Louboutin Platform Pump

I have a sick obsession with Louboutin shoes...a magnetic connection, if you will. I can immediately tell when a pair is near me and I won't be able to stop staring. The red soles melt my worries away and make me slightly giddy. A simple pair of these babies will never go out of style and should last a long, long time. One day they shall be mine....